{"id":2348,"date":"2012-10-27T14:51:05","date_gmt":"2012-10-27T19:51:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/?p=2348"},"modified":"2012-10-27T14:52:48","modified_gmt":"2012-10-27T19:52:48","slug":"random-things-i-really-really-dont-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/?p=2348","title":{"rendered":"Random Things I Really, Really, Don&#8217;t Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Cilantro. With a passion. Apparently, <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5942551\/genetic-proof-that-you-really-do-hate-cilantro\">I&#8217;m one of these people<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>2. Green been casserole.<\/p>\n<p>3. Honey Nut Cheerios, as they&#8217;re neither (1) honey nor (2) nut.<\/p>\n<p>4. Closed-mindedness and lack of curiosity. The world is a majestic and wonderful and horrible place. Get out there and take it in.<\/p>\n<p>5. Snakes<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2351\" title=\"Scout\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/photo1-e1351367497287-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/photo1-e1351367497287-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/photo1-e1351367497287-450x600.jpg 450w, http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/photo1-e1351367497287.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/>6. Cars in the fast\/passing lane on the freeway driving significantly below the speed limit. <em>Dan. Ger. Ous.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>7. Reading biography or high fantasy. I&#8217;ve tried, and they just don&#8217;t work for me.<\/p>\n<p>8. Most reality television (Exception: Project Runway)<\/p>\n<p>9. The unique musk that is a hot and smelly Schnauzer. (But one look at that face and all is forgiven.)<\/p>\n<p>10. Folding the laundry (At least, I assume that&#8217;s why I use the dryer as a closet.)<\/p>\n<p>What don&#8217;t you love?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Cilantro. With a passion. Apparently, I&#8217;m one of these people. 2. Green been casserole. 3. Honey Nut Cheerios, as they&#8217;re neither (1) honey nor (2) nut. 4. Closed-mindedness and lack of curiosity. The world is a majestic and wonderful and horrible place. Get out there and take it in. 5. Snakes 6. Cars in<a href=\"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/?p=2348\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2348"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2348\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2353,"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2348\/revisions\/2353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}