So, here’s the deal: If Twice Bitten makes the NYT list, I get ink. It will say, “the pen is mighter than the sword,” although I’m undecided as to location. So, my friends, go forth and preorder!<\/p>\n
(Yes. I’m serious.)<\/p>\n
PS – I informed my mother of this decision last night, and she said, and I quote, “Oh my God, I think that’s AWESOME.”<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So, here’s the deal: If Twice Bitten makes the NYT list, I get ink. It will say, “the pen is mighter than the sword,” although I’m undecided as to location. So, my friends, go forth and preorder! (Yes. I’m serious.) PS – I informed my mother of this decision last night, and she said, and[…]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[83,164,165,362],"class_list":["post-349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-bestseller","tag-cleverness","tag-ink","tag-twice-bitten"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}