{"id":6454,"date":"2015-09-29T19:50:02","date_gmt":"2015-09-30T00:50:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/?p=6454"},"modified":"2015-09-29T19:50:02","modified_gmt":"2015-09-30T00:50:02","slug":"malachi-malachi-malachi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/?p=6454","title":{"rendered":"Malachi! Malachi! Malachi!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I believe I&#8217;ve finally found a visual that does <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/?page_id=5358\">Malachi<\/a> justice!<\/p>\n<p>This is Travis Van Winkle\u00a0from the apparently awful <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1073498\/\">Meet the Spartans<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6456 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/tumblr_ma56vwLcvb1qhla6io1_250.gif\" alt=\"tumblr_ma56vwLcvb1qhla6io1_250\" width=\"245\" height=\"245\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He, however, is not awful. By a long shot.<\/p>\n<p>Hat tip to <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ColleenDoran\">Colleen Doran<\/a>, who first posted the gif on Twitter! And if he&#8217;s not doing it for your winged troop commander, feel free to leave your ideas in the comments. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>xoxo, Chloe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I believe I&#8217;ve finally found a visual that does Malachi justice! This is Travis Van Winkle\u00a0from the apparently awful Meet the Spartans. He, however, is not awful. By a long shot. Hat tip to Colleen Doran, who first posted the gif on Twitter! And if he&#8217;s not doing it for your winged troop commander, feel<a href=\"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/?p=6454\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[343],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-veil"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6454"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6457,"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6454\/revisions\/6457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chloeneill.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}